Rory: What?
Me: I love you.
Rory: Oh, brother.
Me: Rory, will you go tell Daddy it's almost time to go?
Rory: It would be... my pleasure.
P (11 years old): Hey, McBoom ShaLayLay
Rory: I NOT McBOOM SHALAYLAY! My name is Aurora, Rory, and Aurora Jane!
P: Well, what do you want me to call you?
Rory: Don't call me anything!
Rory: P, did you know that I love you?
P: She's really cute.
And my favorite:
D (visiting not yet 2 year old) fussing and sounding annoyed.
Her dad: What happened?
Rory, nonchalantly walking by: Oh, I pushed her and held her down.
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