Me: Fuck! Sorry, Roo.
Her: Why did you say, "Fuck sorry Roo"?
Me: Because I said a bad word.
Her: Oh. It's okay with me if you say bad words.
Me: Thanks, but I need to be a good example and not say words I don't want you to say.
Her: Okay....
Her: Mom! What if boys were girls and girls were boys?
Her: Mom. What if you had all the eyes in the whole world and nobody else had any?
Her: Mom, what if our skin was made out of RAINBOWS?
Her: Mom, what if your name was Dumb?
Her: *blood curdling scream while we are driving in rush hour*
Me: Rory, are you okay? What happened?
Her: There's a dragon coming to eat our car!!
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