Me: This baby has been kicking me a lot today!
Rory: With his feet or with his back?
Me: I think with his feet.
Rory: But, Mom! Kicking with his feet is not nice!

Me: Guess what? We're going to make some cookies tonight?
Rory: And I can help?
Me: Yes.
Rory: AND I CAN EAT ONE??
Me: Yes.
Rory: Can I eat TWO??
Me: Sure.
Rory: I am a lucky duck!

The best thing about getting flowers at work for no reason is having this conversation over and over again:

Coworkers: Oh my gosh they're so pretty! What's the occasion?
Me: Um... he just likes me.